It’s drizzling right now.. and I engaged myself into thoughts.
Earlier in the day, I was contemplating on the thought that I’ve become a pig, eating parang wala ng bukas (like there’s no more tomorrow hahaha). Now that I’m a bum and not exactly doing anything *that* productive, eating has become a past-time already.
So, I went to the mirror, removed my shirt, and thought, “sh*t look at my stomach. Don a wig and someone could mistake me for being a few months pregnant.” HAHAHA i’m not kidding! I need workouts and fast!!
Engaging myself more in my misery, I searched for a recent topless picture to see whether my stomach looks *that* grotesque in pictures. Then I saw this picture.
Don’t focus too much on the hotness on the right. Hahaha.
Then I thought, I’m being too superficial and narcissistic. Why bother with a bulging stomach when it’s more fulfilling to see stuff like this.
Hahahaha I know I know. Whattapost! If you’re not getting the message, well, you’re not getting it. Mwahaha.
OMG…WAHAHAHA